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Solana · Genesis 0/100 claimed

Your wallet keeps him alive.

A tamagotchi robot that lives off your Solana trades. Wins feed him. Losses make him puke. Rugs kill him.

Read-onlyNo approvalsNever asks for your seed phrase
WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!
[animation: looping demo: eats → pukes → dances]
LIVEBe the first robot on the board.

How it works

1. ConnectSign a message, not a transaction. We only read your trade history.
2. Get roastedYour robot relives your last 7 days of trades. Once, for free.
3. Hold to wake himHold 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL) and he reacts to every trade live.

What he reacts to

Closed in profit“WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!”
Closed at a loss“bro… I'm gonna be sick”
Bought the top“You bought his top. Congrats, you're exit liquidity.”
Sold before the pump“Paper hands. It did 10x after you sold.”
Sold the top“Sniper. Sold the exact top. Respect.”
Rugged“*passes out*”
Big X (5x+)“FAT X. I'M DANCING. YOU'RE A LEGEND.”
+ new reactions every season

Why $TOKEN

Live modehold 50,000 (≈ 0.42 SOL)
Food, healing, revives, cosmeticsspent in $TOKEN
Every purchase50% burned
First 100 holdersGenesis NFT
Contract
GoTcH1…pump

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