Prototype storyboard

The player journey from a card on X to leaderboard rivalry: 5 scenarios from the PRD plus reference screens. 17 screens, 64 states, each in desktop (1280) and mobile (390). No visual design yet — structure, content and logic only.

Click any artboard to open it full size. The prototype is clickable there: buttons follow the flow, and the top bar switches states.

State types
defaultloadingemptyerrorvariant
LegendCrossed box = image/illustration · [animation: …] = what the character does · robot outline = character placeholder · $TOKEN, N = 50,000 (≈ 0.42 SOL), 50% burn = working values
S1

First visit: the free roast

The player arrives from X with no money and no trust. In under a minute we show the magic on their own trades and make them want to keep the robot alive.

S1.1 Landing: Hero + Docs→S1.2 Connect wallet→S1.3 Loading history→S1.4 Weekly replay→S1.5 Week summary + paywall
S1.1

Landing: Hero + Docs

They saw a “my robot puked a red candle” card on X and clicked through. The hero explains the game in one line, offers exactly one primary action and a no-wallet demo. A live event ticker proves the game is alive. Below: how it works, reactions, token, mini-leaderboard and the Docs block for people checking “is this a scam”.

Next: Connect wallet → S1.2 · Watch demo → S1.4 (demo)

defaultMain
One primary CTA. Trust row: read-only · no approvals · no seed phrase.
S1.1 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet
Solana · Genesis 37/100 claimed

Your wallet keeps him alive.

A tamagotchi robot that lives off your Solana trades. Wins feed him. Losses make him puke. Rugs kill him.

Read-onlyNo approvalsNever asks for your seed phrase
WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!
[animation: looping demo: eats → pukes → dances]
LIVERobot #214 just puked a red candle on $CATWIF · −1.09 SOLSolDegen's robot ate a fat 7x on $PEPE2rugmagnet's robot died for the 14th timeRobot #88 got roasted for buying the top of $MOODENG3

How it works

1. ConnectSign a message, not a transaction. We only read your trade history.
2. Get roastedYour robot relives your last 7 days of trades. Once, for free.
3. Hold to wake himHold 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL) and he reacts to every trade live.

What he reacts to

Closed in profit“WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!”
Closed at a loss“bro… I'm gonna be sick”
Bought the top“You bought his top. Congrats, you're exit liquidity.”
Sold before the pump“Paper hands. It did 10x after you sold.”
Sold the top“Sniper. Sold the exact top. Respect.”
Rugged“*passes out*”
Big X (5x+)“FAT X. I'M DANCING. YOU'RE A LEGEND.”
+ new reactions every season

Why $TOKEN

Live modehold 50,000 (≈ 0.42 SOL)
Food, healing, revives, cosmeticsspent in $TOKEN
Every purchase50% burned
First 100 holdersGenesis NFT
Contract
GoTcH1…pump
TRADERGOTCHI · $TOKEN · Parody. Not affiliated with any real person. Not financial advice.X / TwitterTelegrampump.funDocs
emptyPre-launch / empty board
Empty leaderboard becomes a “Claim #1” call to action.
S1.1 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet
Solana · Genesis 0/100 claimed

Your wallet keeps him alive.

A tamagotchi robot that lives off your Solana trades. Wins feed him. Losses make him puke. Rugs kill him.

Read-onlyNo approvalsNever asks for your seed phrase
WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!
[animation: looping demo: eats → pukes → dances]
LIVEBe the first robot on the board.

How it works

1. ConnectSign a message, not a transaction. We only read your trade history.
2. Get roastedYour robot relives your last 7 days of trades. Once, for free.
3. Hold to wake himHold 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL) and he reacts to every trade live.

What he reacts to

Closed in profit“WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!”
Closed at a loss“bro… I'm gonna be sick”
Bought the top“You bought his top. Congrats, you're exit liquidity.”
Sold before the pump“Paper hands. It did 10x after you sold.”
Sold the top“Sniper. Sold the exact top. Respect.”
Rugged“*passes out*”
Big X (5x+)“FAT X. I'M DANCING. YOU'RE A LEGEND.”
+ new reactions every season

Why $TOKEN

Live modehold 50,000 (≈ 0.42 SOL)
Food, healing, revives, cosmeticsspent in $TOKEN
Every purchase50% burned
First 100 holdersGenesis NFT
Contract
GoTcH1…pump

Fattest robots

Full leaderboard →
The board is empty — you could be #1Rankings appear once the first players go Live.Claim #1
TRADERGOTCHI · $TOKEN · Parody. Not affiliated with any real person. Not financial advice.X / TwitterTelegrampump.funDocs
S1.2

Connect wallet

A degen's biggest fear is a drainer. We show the exact message they'll sign, say clearly it's not a transaction, and list what we will never do.

Next: Signed → S1.3

defaultPick a wallet
Message preview + “We will never” list.
S1.2 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet

Connect your wallet

Read-only. You'll sign a message to prove the wallet is yours.

You'll sign:“TRADERGOTCHI: I own 7xKX…9fQa. nonce: 8f2a…”Not a transaction. Nothing leaves your wallet.
We will neverAsk for your seed phrase or private keyRequest token approvals (approve-all)Move your SOL or tokens without a transaction you confirm
loadingWaiting for signature
Hint: the wallet pop-up may be behind the browser.
S1.2 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet

Approve the signature in Phantom

The wallet pop-up may have opened behind your browser.

Cancelprototype: signature approved →
emptyNo wallet found
Install links + refresh.
S1.2 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet

No wallet found in this browser

Install a Solana wallet, then refresh this page.

I installed it — refresh
errorSignature rejected
No blame — links to “Why is this safe?”.
S1.2 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet
Try againWhy is this safe?
S1.3

Loading history

The backend pulls 7 days of swaps and computes PnL. We turn 10–30 seconds of waiting into a show: the robot sniffs the wallet while a checklist shows real progress.

Next: Done → S1.4 Replay

loadingAnalyzing
Step-by-step progress, not a bare spinner.
S1.3 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
[animation: sniffs your wallet with a magnifier]

Sniffing your trades…

Found 37 swaps in the last 7 days
Calculated PnL on 21 tokens
Checking for rugs and top buys…
Building your replay
Usually takes 10–30 secondsprototype: done →
emptyNo trades in 7 days
A roast + a path forward: go Live from scratch.
S1.3 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
[animation: yawns]

Zero trades in 7 days

Are you even a trader? Nothing to relive. Wake him up and he'll start fresh with your next trade.

Wake him up & start freshConnect a different wallet
errorRPC failed
Key promise: the free replay is not used up.
S1.3 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa

Solana is being slow. Your free replay is not used up.

Retry
S1.4

Weekly replay

The robot relives up to 10 highlights of the week, stories-style: reaction, trade details, stats change before your eyes. At the end he gets tired and falls asleep — that's the hook.

Next: Finale → S1.5

defaultEvent 4/10
A retro event: sold before the pump. HUD shows stats on the stage.
S1.4 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
Replay: your week4/10 · Wed 14:22
HP48−10
Food55%
Retro · 6h after you sold
Paper hands. It did 10x after you sold.
[animation: bangs head against the wall]
Sold before the pump
Token$GIGAEntry → exit1.50 SOL → 1.80 SOLPnL+0.30 SOL
variantFinale: falls asleep
The emotional beat right before the paywall.
S1.4 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
Replay: your week10/10 · Sun 11:20
Week survived. I'm exhausted. Wake me up when you're ready.
[animation: yawns and falls asleep]
Week total
Trades37PnL−4.20 SOLRugs2
variantDemo (no wallet)
Sample week from the landing. CTA: “Roast my wallet instead”.
S1.4 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet
Replay: demo week4/10 · Wed 14:22
HP48−10
Food55%
Retro · 6h after you sold
Paper hands. It did 10x after you sold.
[animation: bangs head against the wall]
Sold before the pump
Token$GIGAEntry → exit1.50 SOL → 1.80 SOLPnL+0.30 SOL
S1.5

Week summary + paywall

The share card with a verdict (“Paper hands of the week”) is the main viral artifact. Next to it, the sleeping robot and a single CTA priced in SOL. We watch the wallet and wake him automatically after the buy.

Next: Buys the token → S2.1

defaultCard + CTA
Threshold shown in tokens AND SOL. One primary button.
S1.5 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
Your week · 7xKX…9fQa
Verdict

Paper hands of the week

7d PnL−4.20 SOLTrades37Win rate41%Rugs2
Best$PEPE2 · +740%
Worst$SAFEMOON9 · −99%
↑ this is the share card (OG image)
Share on X
[animation: sleeping, snoring]

He fell asleep

Your free replay is over. Hold 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL) and he'll react to every trade live.

Buy 50,000 $TOKEN on pump.funWatching your wallet — he wakes up automaticallyGenesis NFT: 63 of 100 left
loadingRendering card
OG image rendered server-side.
S1.5 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
Your week · 7xKX…9fQa
Rendering your card (1200×675)…
Share on X
[animation: sleeping, snoring]

He fell asleep

Your free replay is over. Hold 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL) and he'll react to every trade live.

Buy 50,000 $TOKEN on pump.funWatching your wallet — he wakes up automaticallyGenesis NFT: 63 of 100 left
errorCard failed
The buy CTA stays available.
S1.5 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa
Your week · 7xKX…9fQa
Verdict

Paper hands of the week

7d PnL−4.20 SOLTrades37Win rate41%Rugs2
Best$PEPE2 · +740%
Worst$SAFEMOON9 · −99%
↑ this is the share card (OG image)
Share on X
[animation: sleeping, snoring]

He fell asleep

Your free replay is over. Hold 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL) and he'll react to every trade live.

Buy 50,000 $TOKEN on pump.funWatching your wallet — he wakes up automaticallyGenesis NFT: 63 of 100 left
S2

Going Live: buying the token

Convert a free player into a holder. Shortest possible path: buy → come back → he's already awake.

S2.1 Token / Wake him up→S2.2 Genesis NFT
S2.1

Token / Wake him up

The player sees balance vs threshold (with SOL price), copies the CA, buys on pump.fun and comes back. Balance is detected automatically; the manual check is a secondary link.

Next: Balance ≥ N → awake → S3.1 (and Genesis if in the first 100)

defaultBalance 0, watching
Auto-detect indicator.
S2.1 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa

Wake him up

Live mode runs while your connected wallet holds 50,000 $TOKEN. Drop below and he falls asleep again.

Your balance0 / 50,000
Watching your wallet — we'll detect your buy automatically
Buy 50,000 $TOKEN on pump.fun
GoTcH1…pump
Come back — he wakes up on his own
Tokens must sit on 7xKX…9fQa
Already bought? Check now
[animation: sleeping]
Genesis NFT: 37/100 claimed. Hold 24h to claim yours.
loadingChecking balance
S2.1 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa

Wake him up

Live mode runs while your connected wallet holds 50,000 $TOKEN. Drop below and he falls asleep again.

Your balance0 / 50,000
Checking your balance on-chain…
Buy 50,000 $TOKEN on pump.fun
GoTcH1…pump
Come back — he wakes up on his own
Tokens must sit on 7xKX…9fQa
Checking…
[animation: sleeping]
Genesis NFT: 37/100 claimed. Hold 24h to claim yours.
errorNot enough tokens
Exact top-up amount in tokens and SOL.
S2.1 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa

Wake him up

Live mode runs while your connected wallet holds 50,000 $TOKEN. Drop below and he falls asleep again.

Your balance12,400 / 50,000
Buy 37,600 more $TOKEN on pump.fun
GoTcH1…pump
Come back — he wakes up on his own
Tokens must sit on 7xKX…9fQa
Already bought? Check now
[animation: sleeping]
Genesis NFT: 37/100 claimed. Hold 24h to claim yours.
errorCheck failed
RPC error + retry.
S2.1 · desktopopen ↗
SLEEPING · 7xKX…9fQa

Wake him up

Live mode runs while your connected wallet holds 50,000 $TOKEN. Drop below and he falls asleep again.

Your balance0 / 50,000
Buy 50,000 $TOKEN on pump.fun
GoTcH1…pump
Come back — he wakes up on his own
Tokens must sit on 7xKX…9fQa
Already bought? Check now
[animation: sleeping]
Genesis NFT: 37/100 claimed. Hold 24h to claim yours.
variantHe's awake!
Emotional peak + Genesis banner if eligible.
S2.1 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · 7xKX…9fQa
[animation: wakes up, stretches, antennas light up]

He's awake!

Balance 64,000 $TOKEN ✓ — he now sees every trade you make.

Let's go
S2.2

Genesis NFT

The first 100 holders get an NFT. To stop “buy → grab → dump”, the spot is reserved and the mint happens after a 24h hold. Nothing to sign.

Next: → S3.1 Home

defaultNFT received
Doesn't change the robot's look — collectible + G#37 badge.
S2.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · 7xKX…9fQa
Genesis #37 / 100

It's yours

The NFT is in 7xKX…9fQa. It doesn't change how your robot looks in-game — it's a collectible plus a G#37 badge on the leaderboard.

BackgroundRed marketAntennasBentRarityCommon
Back to the game →
variantSpot reserved
24h hold timer.
S2.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · 7xKX…9fQa
Spot #37 reserved

Hold for 18h 42m more

To claim Genesis, keep 50,000 $TOKEN for 24 hours. Sell early and your spot goes to the next player.

Stops “buy → grab NFT → dump”.prototype: 24h passed →
loadingMinting
Compressed NFT, airdropped.
S2.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · 7xKX…9fQa

Minting Genesis #37…

24h hold verified
Balance re-checked
Sending compressed NFT
Nothing to sign — the NFT is airdropped to you.
emptyAll 100 claimed
Not a dead end: Live works, link to secondary.
S2.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · 7xKX…9fQa

All 100 Genesis are claimed

You missed it — Live works exactly the same. Genesis can be bought from holders on secondary.

Back to the game
errorMint failed
Spot is kept, auto-retry.
S2.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · 7xKX…9fQa

Spot #37 is still yours. We'll retry automatically in 5 minutes — or retry now.

Retry now
S3

Live: trading and reactions

The retention core. Every trade becomes a tiny show — without ever blocking the player mid-trade.

S3.1 Home→S3.2 Live reaction (inline)→S3.3 While you were away→S3.4 Diary + event details
S3.1

Home

Robot, stats, a forecast (“hungry in ~6h”), one primary action (Feed), recent events and positions he's still watching retroactively. On mobile the HP/Food HUD sits on the stage so the pulse is always above the fold.

Next: Closes a trade → S3.2

defaultLive, idle
S3.1 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP72
Food35%
Waiting for your next trade. Don't fumble it.
[animation: idle: sways, stares at charts]
prototype: close a trade →
Health72/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantHungry
Food < 10% → red banner, dents on the robot. The main trigger to spend tokens.
S3.1 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP41
Food8%
FEED ME. I EAT CANDLES, NOT AIR.
[animation: stomach growling, chewing an antenna]
prototype: close a trade →
Health41/100
Food8%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Health drops in ~3h unless you feed him
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
emptyAsleep (no hold)
Frozen stats, wake CTA.
S3.1 · desktopopen ↗
ASLEEPGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP72
Food35%
zzz… buy the token… zzz
[animation: sleeping]
Health72/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Stats are frozen while he sleeps
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
errorConnection lost
Trades aren't lost — they show up in “While you were away”.
S3.1 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP72
Food35%
Waiting for your next trade. Don't fumble it.
[animation: idle: sways, stares at charts]
prototype: close a trade →
Health72/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
S3.2

Live reaction (inline)

A trade closes and within seconds the robot reacts right on Home: animation, line, an event card with PnL, deltas flying into the stats, Share and Details. No modal — an active trader can close 50 trades a day. Multiple events queue up (“+2 more”).

Next: Share on X · Details → S3.4 sheet

defaultClosed in profit
Devours a green candle.
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP80
Food50%
WE EATIN' TONIGHT!!!
[animation: devours a green candle]
Trade closed · just now+2 more queued
Closed in profit · $BONKZ+2.16 SOL (+180%)
HP +8Food +15Weight +0.4
Details
Health+880/100
Food50%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantClosed at a loss
Pukes a red candle.
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP60
Food35%
bro… I'm gonna be sick
[animation: pukes a red candle]
Trade closed · just now+2 more queued
Closed at a loss · $CATWIF−1.09 SOL (−64%)
HP −12
Details
Health−1260/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantBig X
Rare animation, rare card.
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP92
Food35%
FAT X. I'M DANCING. YOU'RE A LEGEND.
[animation: victory dance + confetti]
Trade closed · just now+2 more queued
Big X (5x+) · $PEPE2+11.84 SOL (+740%)
HP +20Weight +2.1Rare card
Details
Health+2092/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantBought the top
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP57
Food35%
You bought his top. Congrats, you're exit liquidity.
[animation: facepalm, oil dripping from forehead]
Trade closed · just now+2 more queued
Bought the top · $MOODENG3−0.82 SOL (−41%)
HP −15
Details
Health−1557/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantSold before the pump
Retro — timestamped badge.
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP62
Food35%
Paper hands. It did 10x after you sold.
[animation: bangs head against the wall]
Retro · 6h after you sold+2 more queued
Sold before the pump · $GIGA+0.30 SOL (+20% · missed +900%)
HP −10 (retro)
Details
Health−1062/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantSold the top
Retro, positive.
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP82
Food35%
Sniper. Sold the exact top. Respect.
[animation: salutes, single proud tear]
Retro · 18h after you sold+2 more queued
Sold the top · $WOJAK+2.94 SOL (+210% · −72% after you)
HP +10 (retro)
Details
Health+1082/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
variantRugged
Hardest hit on HP.
S3.2 · desktopopen ↗
LIVE · watching your walletGotchi · alive 9d 4h
HP42
Food35%
*passes out*
[animation: pukes a rainbow, faints]
Trade closed · just now+2 more queued
Rugged · $SAFEMOON9−1.98 SOL (−99%)
HP −30
Details
Health−3042/100
Food35%
Weight12.4 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Hungry in ~6h · health starts dropping after
Still watching (24h after you sold)
$BONKZ+12% since you sold21h 38m left
$CATWIF−30% since you sold16h 55m left
S3.3

While you were away

The tab was closed. On return we play missed events as a queue and show the net change in stats.

Next: → S3.1

default3 events queued
Skip all is always available.
S3.3 · desktopopen ↗
You were away for 5h 40m

While you were away…

1 / 3 · 13:02
bro… I'm gonna be sick
[animation: pukes a red candle]
Queue
Closed at a loss $CATWIF−1.09 SOL
Sold before the pump $GIGAHP −10
Closed in profit $BONKZ+2.16 SOL
Net while you were away
Health80 → 66Food50 → 53PnL+1.37 SOL
emptyNothing happened
Even nothing nudges spending: “he got hungry”.
S3.3 · desktopopen ↗
You were away for 5h 40m

Nothing happened

[animation: bored, drawing on the glass]

Zero trades. He got bored — and hungry.

Food −12%
S3.4

Diary + event details

Full event history with filters. Any entry opens a details sheet to re-watch and share. Disputed trades (tokens received by transfer) are flagged and don't affect stats.

defaultList
Desktop: table, mobile: cards.
S3.4 · desktopopen ↗

Diary

Every closed position and his reaction
ReactionWhenTokenEventPnLActions
Today 14:22$BONKZClosed in profit+2.16 SOLOpen
Today 12:05$GIGASold before the pumpmissed +900%Open
Today 09:41$CATWIFClosed at a loss−1.09 SOLOpen
Yesterday 23:10$DOGEAIUnknown entry (received by transfer)—doesn't affect stats
Yesterday 19:51$SAFEMOON9Rugged−1.98 SOLOpen
Yesterday 16:05$PEPE2Big X+11.84 SOLOpen
Yesterday 11:00$WOJAKSold the top+2.94 SOLOpen
variantEvent details
Modal on desktop, bottom sheet on mobile.
S3.4 · desktopopen ↗

Diary

Every closed position and his reaction
ReactionWhenTokenEventPnLActions
Today 14:22$BONKZClosed in profit+2.16 SOLOpen
Today 12:05$GIGASold before the pumpmissed +900%Open
Today 09:41$CATWIFClosed at a loss−1.09 SOLOpen
Yesterday 23:10$DOGEAIUnknown entry (received by transfer)—doesn't affect stats
Yesterday 19:51$SAFEMOON9Rugged−1.98 SOLOpen
Yesterday 16:05$PEPE2Big X+11.84 SOLOpen
Yesterday 11:00$WOJAKSold the top+2.94 SOLOpen
loadingLoading
S3.4 · desktopopen ↗

Diary

Every closed position and his reaction
emptyEmpty
S3.4 · desktopopen ↗

Diary

Every closed position and his reaction
Nothing here yet

Close your first trade — he'll watch it and log his reaction here.

Back home
errorError
S3.4 · desktopopen ↗

Diary

Every closed position and his reaction
S4

Care and death

The main source of token demand and burn. Players spend to keep him alive and pay to bring him back.

S4.1 Shop→S4.2 Death
S4.1

Shop

Hungry robot → shop. Every purchase is a token transaction; the confirmation shows exactly what is burned and states “no approvals”.

Next: Bought → robot eats → S3.1

defaultStorefront
50% burn banner.
S4.1 · desktopopen ↗

Shop

Balance: 182,400 $TOKEN
Green candleFood +102,000 $TOKEN
Double pump burgerFood +305,000 $TOKEN
ATH feastFood 100% · Weight +118,000 $TOKEN
Joint oilHP +156,000 $TOKEN
Full overhaulHP 100%25,000 $TOKEN
WAGMI capLooks only10,000 $TOKEN
Laser eyesLooks only15,000 $TOKEN
Red market backdropLooks only8,000 $TOKEN
Revive is only available when he's dead. The price doubles with each death.See how it looks
loadingSigning
Burn / treasury / fee breakdown + what exactly is signed.
S4.1 · desktopopen ↗

Shop

Balance: 182,400 $TOKEN
Green candleFood +102,000 $TOKEN
Double pump burgerFood +305,000 $TOKEN
ATH feastFood 100% · Weight +118,000 $TOKEN
Joint oilHP +156,000 $TOKEN
Full overhaulHP 100%25,000 $TOKEN
WAGMI capLooks only10,000 $TOKEN
Laser eyesLooks only15,000 $TOKEN
Red market backdropLooks only8,000 $TOKEN
Revive is only available when he's dead. The price doubles with each death.See how it looks
errorWould drop below threshold
Warns if a purchase would put him to sleep.
S4.1 · desktopopen ↗

Shop

Balance: 182,400 $TOKEN
Green candleFood +102,000 $TOKEN
Double pump burgerFood +305,000 $TOKEN
ATH feastFood 100% · Weight +118,000 $TOKEN
Joint oilHP +156,000 $TOKEN
Full overhaulHP 100%25,000 $TOKEN
WAGMI capLooks only10,000 $TOKEN
Laser eyesLooks only15,000 $TOKEN
Red market backdropLooks only8,000 $TOKEN
Revive is only available when he's dead. The price doubles with each death.See how it looks
variantPurchased
Toast + robot eats + stats.
S4.1 · desktopopen ↗

Shop

Balance: 182,400 $TOKEN
Green candleFood +102,000 $TOKEN
Double pump burgerFood +305,000 $TOKEN
ATH feastFood 100% · Weight +118,000 $TOKEN
Joint oilHP +156,000 $TOKEN
Full overhaulHP 100%25,000 $TOKEN
WAGMI capLooks only10,000 $TOKEN
Laser eyesLooks only15,000 $TOKEN
Red market backdropLooks only8,000 $TOKEN
Revive is only available when he's dead. The price doubles with each death.See how it looks
Nom! Food +30 · 2,500 $TOKEN burned
S4.2

Death

HP = 0. A tombstone with an epitaph from the worst trade — the second-strongest share content. Choice: revive for tokens (price doubles) or let him rest in the graveyard.

Next: Revive → S3.1 / Let him rest → S5.1 Graveyard

defaultTombstone
S4.2 · desktopopen ↗
[animation: antennas fade out, face-plants into candles]
R.I.P. · death #2

Gotchi is dead

Lived 9d 4h. The final blow: a rug on $SAFEMOON9.

“Here lies the one who bought $SAFEMOON9 at the top and held it to zero.”
Lifetime trades112Lifetime PnL−9.80 SOLCandles eaten48
Revive for 120,000 $TOKENPrice doubles with every death · 50% burned
Let him rest
loadingReviving
HP and food 50, weight kept.
S4.2 · desktopopen ↗
[animation: antennas fade out, face-plants into candles]
R.I.P. · death #2

Gotchi is dead

Lived 9d 4h. The final blow: a rug on $SAFEMOON9.

“Here lies the one who bought $SAFEMOON9 at the top and held it to zero.”
Lifetime trades112Lifetime PnL−9.80 SOLCandles eaten48
Revive for 120,000 $TOKENPrice doubles with every death · 50% burned
Let him rest
errorNot enough tokens
S4.2 · desktopopen ↗
[animation: antennas fade out, face-plants into candles]
R.I.P. · death #2

Gotchi is dead

Lived 9d 4h. The final blow: a rug on $SAFEMOON9.

“Here lies the one who bought $SAFEMOON9 at the top and held it to zero.”
Lifetime trades112Lifetime PnL−9.80 SOLCandles eaten48
Revive for 120,000 $TOKENPrice doubles with every death · 50% burned
Let him rest
S5

Leaderboard and rivalry

Social pressure: see the player right above you and want to pass them (→ back to the shop).

S5.1 Leaderboard→S5.2 Public profile
S5.1

Leaderboard

Four boards: fattest, longest alive, best week, graveyard. Next to the top, an “Around you” block shows ±2 ranks and the exact gap to the next spot. Each board explains how to climb.

Next: Tap a player → S5.2

defaultFattest
Top + Around you + gap nudge.
S5.1 · desktopopen ↗

Leaderboard

How to climb: Weight = everything he ate. Wins and food both count.

Top
#PlayerStatusWeight
1Chonkbot G#39fA2…kLp1Live184.2 kg
2SolDegen G#12Fq7x…22AbLive171.9 kg
3ratbag.sol 4Kp1…Zz90Asleep150.3 kg
4paperhand_pete Bn3s…8Rt0Live133.0 kg
5unchained G#61Ce9m…Lq44Live128.7 kg
Around you
#PlayerStatusWeight
212wenlambo Wl4m…b0x1Live13.1 kg
213ngmi.sol Ng1m…7solAsleep12.7 kg
214You G#377xKX…9fQaLive12.4 kg
215bagholder Bh0l…d3r9Live12.2 kg
216fudder Fd9r…xx01Dead11.8 kg
variantGraveyard
S5.1 · desktopopen ↗

Leaderboard

How to climb: Most deaths this season. Hall of shame.

Top
#PlayerStatusDeaths
1rugmagnet Rg9m…0000Dead14 deaths
2exitliq Ex1t…Lq99Dead11 deaths
3ape_first Ap3f…1rstLive9 deaths
Around you
#PlayerStatusDeaths
212wenlambo Wl4m…b0x1Live13.1 kg
213ngmi.sol Ng1m…7solAsleep12.7 kg
214You G#377xKX…9fQaLive12.4 kg
215bagholder Bh0l…d3r9Live12.2 kg
216fudder Fd9r…xx01Dead11.8 kg
loadingLoading
S5.1 · desktopopen ↗

Leaderboard

How to climb: Weight = everything he ate. Wins and food both count.

emptyEmpty board
e.g. nobody has died yet.
S5.1 · desktopopen ↗

Leaderboard

How to climb: Most deaths this season. Hall of shame.

The graveyard is empty

Nobody has died yet. Won't last long.

errorError
S5.1 · desktopopen ↗

Leaderboard

How to climb: Weight = everything he ate. Wins and food both count.

S5.2

Public profile

Another player's robot, stats and recent events. Primary action: “Beat him” → shop. Your own row opens your own profile.

defaultAlive player
S5.2 · desktopopen ↗
← Leaderboard
LiveGenesis #3
[animation: other player's idle (with cosmetics)]

Chonkbot

9fA2…kLp1
Rank#1
Alive39d
Deaths2
Health91/100
Food74%
Weight184.2 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Recent events
Big X (5x+) $PEPE2+11.84 SOL
Sold the top $WOJAK+2.94 SOL
Closed at a loss $CATWIF−1.09 SOL
variantMy profile
Opened from “Around you” or Me.
S5.2 · desktopopen ↗
← Leaderboard
LiveGenesis #3
[animation: other player's idle (with cosmetics)]

You

7xKX…9fQa
Rank#214
Alive39d
Deaths2
Health91/100
Food74%
Weight184.2 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Recent events
Big X (5x+) $PEPE2+11.84 SOL
Sold the top $WOJAK+2.94 SOL
Closed at a loss $CATWIF−1.09 SOL
variantAmounts hidden
Owner's privacy setting.
S5.2 · desktopopen ↗
← Leaderboard
LiveGenesis #3
[animation: other player's idle (with cosmetics)]

Chonkbot

9fA2…kLp1
Rank#1
Alive39d
Deaths2
Health91/100
Food74%
Weight184.2 kg
Lvl 7 · 2.6 kg to lvl 8
Recent events
Big X (5x+) $PEPE2hidden
Sold the top $WOJAKhidden
Closed at a loss $CATWIFhidden
This player hides amounts. Only events are visible.
variantDead player
Tombstone instead of robot.
S5.2 · desktopopen ↗
← Leaderboard
In the graveyardGenesis #3

Chonkbot

9fA2…kLp1
Rank#1
Alive—
Deaths3
“Here lies the one who sold $GIGA an hour before it 10x'd.”
Recent events
Big X (5x+) $PEPE2+11.84 SOL
Sold the top $WOJAK+2.94 SOL
Closed at a loss $CATWIF−1.09 SOL
errorNot found
S5.2 · desktopopen ↗

Player not found

This wallet never connected to TRADERGOTCHI, or hid its profile.

Back to leaderboard
∞

Reference and account

Screens outside the main flow: trust (Docs) and control (Me).

D.1 Docs→D.2 Me
D.1

Docs

Full documentation: mechanics, tokenomics, wallet safety, PnL math, and the “parody, not affiliated” disclaimer. Linked from the landing Docs block, connect errors and Me.

default“Event catalog” section
Desktop: sidebar. Mobile: section dropdown.
D.1 · desktopopen ↗
Connect wallet
Docs / Game

Event catalog

Every closed position becomes an event. After you sell, the robot keeps watching the token for 24 hours and can react retroactively.

EventTriggers whenReactionEffect
Closed in profitrealized PnL > 0eats a green candleHP+, food+, weight+
Big XROI ≥ 400%dance + confettiHP++, rare card
Closed at a lossrealized PnL < 0pukes a red candleHP−
Bought the topentry within 10% of ATHfacepalmHP−
Sold before the pump≥ 2x within 24h after sellbangs head on wallHP− (retro)
Sold the top−50% within 24h after sellsalutesHP+ (retro)
Ruggedliquidity pulled / −90%pukes a rainbowHP−−
What doesn't countTokens you received by transfer (unknown entry price) never hurt or feed your robot — they show up in the Diary with a note.

Token & burn

Live runs while your wallet holds 50,000 $TOKEN (≈ 0.42 SOL). Food, healing, revives and cosmetics are bought with $TOKEN: 50% is burned, the rest goes to the treasury.

TRADERGOTCHI · $TOKEN · Parody. Not affiliated with any real person. Not financial advice.X / TwitterTelegrampump.funDocs
D.2

Me

Fifth tab. Wallet status, link to my public profile, privacy (hide amounts), sound, animations, help, and disconnect — separated from everything else.

defaultMain
D.2 · desktopopen ↗

Me

Wallet
7xKX…9fQaLive
$TOKEN balance182,400Genesis#37
View my public profile
Disconnect wallet
variantConfirm disconnect
Explains that progress is kept.
D.2 · desktopopen ↗

Me

Wallet
7xKX…9fQaLive
$TOKEN balance182,400Genesis#37
View my public profile
Disconnect wallet